Hitachi Magic Wand

There's reason they call this a magic wand...
This "massager" will get you off. It will make noise and it will have to be plugged into the wall, but it WILL get you off. When power is what you require or if time is of the essence you can't go wrong with this Hitachi machine.

Price:**

so worth it at about $65

Appearance:*
not too sexy, but easily disguised as a "back massager"

Amenities:*
two speeds

Power:****
2 settings: oh my god and oh my fucking god. Hold onto something when you turn it on.
plug in

Noise:****
kinda loud

In action by myself:
Yes, yes, yes. Oh lordy yes. This machine works when nothing else will

In action with my sweetie:
Put this sweetly under you for doggie style or use it while you ride on top. The noise is distracting but the orgasm comes so quickly that it doesn't matter so much. This is reliable devise in a world where nothing is reliable, except maybe if there was a power outage.

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Waterproof Rabbit by Lucid

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Orchid G

Price:*
at just under $30 this is a steal


Appearance:****
really beautiful, dark and soooooo smooth


Amenities:***
water proof and easy to clean


Power:***
fully adjustable from a mere delight to hummmmmm baby baby
2 AA batteries



Noise:***
not annoying but certainly noticeable in a quiet room


In action by myself:
The color is simply delightful, I love the way this toy looks, like a harmless and shameless piece of purple candy art. There are no seams to irritate delicate skin and it is firmly satiny smooth. The bulbous head vibrates intensely and I found it hard to tear it away from my eager clit in order to experiment with it's intended G-spot stimulation, it really felt great. The long handle made it even easier to maneuver than say a slippery little bullet. When I did finally and breathlessly insert this little beast the entry was amazing. The smoothness of the head at the entrance to my pussy just inside and against the PC muscle was crazy good and again I forgot what I was supposed to be doing. I felt for my G-spot at last and found it quite easily but was so enamoured with the other sensations that I ended up going between the three locations until after a wonderful fifteen minutes of enjoyment I concluded with a rapturous orgasm. My new bff...


In action with my sweetie:
He surprised me while I had a mouthful of his cock by slipping this toy inside me, nice. It goes in so easy thanks to the hard smooth plastic surface. It didn't take much encouragement or instruction from me for him to tell I was enjoying the way it played up against my G-spot making me dripping wet and moaning for more. After getting really really close to orgasm I decided to climb up onto him and we let the toy linger between us. The vibration seemed agreeable to him as well and made his cock dance inside me until he exploded and I was then able with very little re-positioning use it on my clit to come too. What a great Sunday morning.

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Neutrogena Facial Rejuvenator

Now to change the subject, I'd like to talk about skincare, no really. Here is a product that claims to reduce wrinkles and buff away dead skin cells. Well that sounds reasonable, how does it do that? Well, let's see, it says it uses a gentle buffing motion, ohhhhhh? Wait a second... this just another vibrator isn't it. And waterproof to boot.
Okay, so I'm not here to talk about skincare, although this thing really does do what it says in that department. This device pretty much screams "hidden vibrator" to me. Even more than my sonicare toothbrush, which doesn't, appearances aside, make a very decent sex toy. And lo and behold it's works.
So clean you face and buff your pussy ladies, happiness is just a shower away.

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Rock Chick

Price:***
at around $80 this is a toy expected to deliver

Appearance:****
sweet purple and non aggressive

Amenities:**
one singular setting, water proof

Power:***
just enough

Noise:***
under a blanket pretty damn quiet


In action by myself:

Yummy and easy, one little button at the top to turn it on/off. T-minus 15 minutes to blast off. This toy ergonomically designed to let you rub yourself off like you might with your own hands except that you are getting vibration and very specifically targeted g-spot stimulation. The insertable end can be adjusted to the depth that will hit the spot that you need and the other side has a strong bullet that hums the entire vulva. Waterproof means mama's bath time is just that much sweeter.
I liked the rocking motion ride but when I tryed making the small circles-oh delish!


In action with my sweetie:

Easy is the key here. After a bit of a tongue lashing he slipped it in and I took control. Rocking my hand and rolling my hips I was off to the races. Not even having him fuck my mouth distracted me from my goal. In fact it just made it more fun. Double penetration works alright with this toy if you're gentle with the entry as it is quite firm and you can always pull it out and use the side with the bullet to get you both over.

Top Cat Crafty Caterpillar

Price:***
at around $65 it neither an expensive toy nor a disposable item
Appearance:****
nicely colored (mine is lime green) and fun bug shaped, no worrisome explicit penis shape for the nosey children
Amenities:****
6 settings from  pulsing to constant
Power:***
won't blow you away, but will buzz ya
nine volt battery
Noise:***
pretty unobtrusive, won't wake the kiddies but isn't sound free either

In action by myself:
I would put this sweet baby in the category of "fun for a change of pace". It's not a reliable go-to gadget as it took me about 30 minutes to get off and as a busy mom I just don't have that kind of time. The shaft has a pretty nice girth so you're gonna need some lube to fully take advantage of that but the silly antennae on the shaft are rather disconcerting (I actually might cut them off). The shape of the curve is good and hits the g-spot pretty well if you tilt it just right. The antennae on the clit piece are too wide apart to get the side action that some of these "rabbit" style toys can get so I just cosied the vibration head to the location I needed. I found that a combination of rocking and shaking was much better that any thrusting partly because of the antennae on the shaft. In short; a lot of effort to make it happen so it's more of a novelty.

In action with my sweetie:
I could tell that the toy was intriguing to him, it just looks like fun and is not too scarily phallic. It does have a bit of a hair trigger and is very easily accidentally turned on so the surprise was a little lost when he pulled it from the drawer. The caterpillar is self explanatory when it come to use and he got the knack pretty quick with the help of my encouraging moans. Just like when I use it a rocking or shaking is better than a vigorous thrusting. It takes a bit of concentration to really get over the top with this toy and all I can say is don't try changing the setting or pace if you're getting close cause you could loose the elusive "it" fairly easily. I couldn't really get it working while giving head because of the angle required and the "handle" is hard to reach. It was not the most graceful double penetration, maybe just too much going on. I could maybe see using it with him in me anally but I'd have to be pretty relaxed. All in all it was a fun addition to our routine and a reminder that guys aren't always afraid of sex toys. Thank you honey, the toy didn't give me an orgasm but you sure did.

Top Cat Crafty Caterpillar