Sunday, October 17, 2010

Hitachi Magic Wand

hitachi magic wand
There's reason they call this a magic wand...
This "massager" will get you off. It will make noise and it will have to be plugged into the wall, but it WILL get you off. When power is what you require or if time is of the essence you can't go wrong with this Hitachi machine.

Price:**

so worth it at about $65

Appearance:*
not too sexy, but easily disguised as a "back massager"

Amenities:*
two speeds

Power:****
2 settings: oh my god and oh my fucking god. Hold onto something when you turn it on.
plug in


Noise:****
kinda loud


In action by myself:
Yes, yes, yes. Oh lordy yes. This machine works when nothing else will


In action with my sweetie:
Put this sweetly under you for doggie style or use it while you ride on top. The noise is distracting but the orgasm comes so quickly that it doesn't matter so much. This is reliable devise in a world where nothing is reliable, except maybe if there was a power outage.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Waterproof Rabbit by Lucid

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Orchid G



Price:*
at just under $30 this is a steal


Appearance:****
really beautiful, dark and soooooo smooth


Amenities:***
water proof and easy to clean


Power:***
fully adjustable from a mere delight to hummmmmm baby baby
2 AA batteries



Noise:***
not annoying but certainly noticeable in a quiet room


In action by myself:
The color is simply delightful, I love the way this toy looks, like a harmless and shameless piece of purple candy art. There are no seams to irritate delicate skin and it is firmly satiny smooth. The bulbous head vibrates intensely and I found it hard to tear it away from my eager clit in order to experiment with it's intended G-spot stimulation, it really felt great. The long handle made it even easier to maneuver than say a slippery little bullet. When I did finally and breathlessly insert this little beast the entry was amazing. The smoothness of the head at the entrance to my pussy just inside and against the PC muscle was crazy good and again I forgot what I was supposed to be doing. I felt for my G-spot at last and found it quite easily but was so enamoured with the other sensations that I ended up going between the three locations until after a wonderful fifteen minutes of enjoyment I concluded with a rapturous orgasm. My new bff...


In action with my sweetie:
He surprised me while I had a mouthful of his cock by slipping this toy inside me, nice. It goes in so easy thanks to the hard smooth plastic surface. It didn't take much encouragement or instruction from me for him to tell I was enjoying the way it played up against my G-spot making me dripping wet and moaning for more. After getting really really close to orgasm I decided to climb up onto him and we let the toy linger between us. The vibration seemed agreeable to him as well and made his cock dance inside me until he exploded and I was then able with very little re-positioning use it on my clit to come too. What a great Sunday morning.




Friday, June 25, 2010

Neutrogena Facial Rejuvenator



Now to change the subject, I'd like to talk about skincare, no really. Here is a product that claims to reduce wrinkles and buff away dead skin cells. Well that sounds reasonable, how does it do that? Well, let's see, it says it uses a gentle buffing motion, ohhhhhh? Wait a second... this just another vibrator isn't it. And waterproof to boot.
Okay, so I'm not here to talk about skincare, although this thing really does do what it says in that department. This device pretty much screams "hidden vibrator" to me. Even more than my sonicare toothbrush, which doesn't, appearances aside, make a very decent sex toy. And lo and behold it's works.
So clean you face and buff your pussy ladies, happiness is just a shower away.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

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Monday, June 21, 2010

Available from our friends: http://www.blissconnection.com/shop.cfm/Sex-Toys/G-Spot-Toys/RockChick/

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Rock Chick

Price:***
at around $80 this is a toy expected to deliver

Appearance:****
sweet purple and non aggressive

Amenities:**
one singular setting, water proof

Power:***
just enough

Noise:***
under a blanket pretty damn quiet


In action by myself:

Yummy and easy, one little button at the top to turn it on/off. T-minus 15 minutes to blast off. This toy ergonomically designed to let you rub yourself off like you might with your own hands except that you are getting vibration and very specifically targeted g-spot stimulation. The insertable end can be adjusted to the depth that will hit the spot that you need and the other side has a strong bullet that hums the entire vulva. Waterproof means mama's bath time is just that much sweeter.
I liked the rocking motion ride but when I tryed making the small circles-oh delish!


In action with my sweetie:

Easy is the key here. After a bit of a tongue lashing he slipped it in and I took control. Rocking my hand and rolling my hips I was off to the races. Not even having him fuck my mouth distracted me from my goal. In fact it just made it more fun. Double penetration works alright with this toy if you're gentle with the entry as it is quite firm and you can always pull it out and use the side with the bullet to get you both over.